Two Cruise Ship Passengers Fail to Return On Time — So Their Teenager Left Without Them

And they still didn’t understand what they did wrong.

Photo by Daniele D'Andreti on Unsplash

Edit: Hi, all! In light of a few comments, I wanted to clarify the use of the singular “they” and “their” in this post. The teen in question never revealed whether they are a guy or a girl in the original Reddit post, so in the absence of that information, I just said “they” to keep it simple. There is no other reason beyond that.

That is all! Enjoy the story :)

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